Well my friends prepare, yourself for a Shock…

I am leaving the employ of Network Support Services on the 31st August 2009.  To pursue other things, more to follow….

Hi guys, not Much To report today. I am currently sat at the dentist writing on my tosh phone, tosh by name, tosh by nature!!! my temporary fillings fell out so i have to have replacements ready for italia on monday yay, looking forward to having all that NiCe food and maybe meeting Jerry Scotty or one of the veline! will try and post a pic or two in a couple of weeks!

Linux is slowly taking over from where Microsoft can’t, at least thats the oppinion of the New York Stock Exchange who have now made the jump across to Linux based systems.  I have been saying for some time that this Linux thing is worth a look, and now it would seem that it is coming true as more and more companies are making the break to Linux.

I have now been running Fedora 9 on my Sony Vaio VGN-C1Z for some time and it seems to be working very well, I have had no issues of any kind, appart from the usual where is this and how do I do that!  But no spyware no Viruses and no crashes which means all in all I will not be making the change back to Microsoft ever!!!  I am planning the upgrade to Fedora 9 on all of the Tkat servers, and also planning to take advantage of the distributed platform as I will be moving the server’s to three independant locations so that the Tkat network and website should stay up.  I will also of course be making the change to hosting WordPress on a local sever and finally ditching Microsh@ft Exchange, which so far this year has spent more time down than up :-$.

Anyway will keep you all posted and will post the pictures once I get the server room looking ship shape again

Just wanted to take a second out to say thank you to someone who not only puts up with me, but who can make me laugh when I am down, and always makes sure I get to where I am suppose to be when I am suppose to be there.   That someone is “Mio Bella Amore” Yle.

Looking after me is not an easy job I know, more of a challenge not for the faint hearted!  Well this young lady came along and now I can’t imagine not having her around.  I just wanted to say thank you to one of the best things in my life.

ps. And she is pretty cool with a camera, thats her handy work above (site image header) thank you hun x

Asus Proves Linux is both mainstream and Sexy

Asus - Linux can be sexy!

As most of you will know, I work in I.T. now this involves a fair amount of traveling mainly into London on the train. Now a while ago I bought myself the flagship of Windows Sub-Notebooks, the Sony Vaio TZ32, which it has to be said is the best laptop ever made no questions. However I have found it increasingly useful to also carry with me a Linux box, now until now I have been using my trusty Vaio C1Z, which used to be my Vista box. Well on Thursday that all changed when I finally bought my Asus Eee PC 900, which came complete with 20Gb SSD Disk and 1Gb RAM. The Asus for those who do not know is a handbag sized laptop, which rocks Linux, all-be-it with an idiot proof front end!!!

That took at least two minutes to blow away and your left with a full on KDE version of Linux, some repositories added later and hey presto you now have all the tools you need to grab all your favorite linux goodies. For me the essentials are:

DNSUnils
Telnet
Whois
The Gimp

These took another 3 minutes to install. It gives about 6 hours between charges and can actually fit n the silly table that railways in Britain deem adequate. It has an SD card slot, audio out and mic inputs, monitor outputs, 3 x USB 2 sockets and on-board wifi and RJ45 based NIC. The screen is good, and the whole thing is under 300 quid!

Anyway I think its cool and has certainly filled the gap I had without breaking either my back or the bank.

Far be it for me to cast dispersions about Milton Keynes Council and their ability to waste both time and money in fruitless exercises.  Not to mention how they seem to employ only people who have how can I say less than a basic city and guilds in customer communications?

We live in a council flat, in I think what is fair to be said the rough end of town, our neighbour seems to sell lots of small brown envelopes for what seems to be considerably more than what the post office get for them!  However he does us no injustice and the people that buy them are all old enough to know the price of a small brown envelope, even if they are unsure what day it actually is.

However the council seem to treat us as second class citizens, someimes we feel like we are interupting their 8 hour lunch break with tedious things such as graffiti, we are here because of various factors however we both have now extremely good jobs, we are clean, tidy, and sober, we claim no benefits, our flat is tidy, freshly decorated, and we pay our rent before the due date, we pay council tax, and by the reaction I got when I did buy a TV license (see post about Italian TV) we are the only ones round who have one!!!  So why is it when we phone the council they see fit to treat us with what has to be said utter contempt.

Our housing officer is a prime example, she is brass, crude, and her position in the council in no way reflect her ability to get the job done, infact I am certain that when they had the interviews she must have been in the wrong place and no one else turned up, so before she knew it she was a housing officer.  But this aside it has to be said that after being passed to what is a seemingly endless array of departments we do eventually get the job done.

The end of our guttering down-pipe fell off or was kicked or stolen when our flat was empty and before my partner had taken possession of the flat.  This was noted on the initial form which was signed when she took the flat on,  That was an impressive 14 months ago.  Here is the saga so far…

My partner took on the flat with the down-pipe fault noted on the initial paperwork, with many assurances that this work would be completed within two weeks.  Two weeks elapsed and nothing had happened, except the flat had become damp as a resultant of the water gushing down the wall, which in turn, turned green on the outside.  My partner phoned up yet again and was assured this was being given top priority.  Another 12 months elapsed with many more assurances, at this point we thought that enough was enough and something had to be done, almost daily e-mails started, we noted to them with pictures what needed to be done, I am fairly good at repairs as I am a fairly practical sort and could see that this job should take about 6 minutes assuming there is a cup of tea involved. 

We finally get an e-mail stating that the scaffolder would be with us in the next few days, now bear in mind we are talking about the bottom section of down-pipe that goes into the drainage located at the bottom of the wall near our patio, why on earth do they need scaffold?  We sent them an e-mail again with pictures stating that the uppermost part where it had broken was literally 3ft(1m) from Terra Firma, we received a reply stating that this job had been checked by a professional who deemed it would be working at height and as such would require a scaffold to be built.  The scaffolder turned up with what has to be said a rather impressive array of scaffold, he took a quick look finished his tea and left, we then get a phone call from the contractor asking why we had not had the scaffold put up and that the job could not continue without it as it would not be considered safe to do so.  Well either something has gone wrong here or they employ 2ft um-per lumpas!    After much debarkle now involving us, the contractor, the council and the scaffolder, we persuade the contractor to send out someone to re-examine the job, also could he bring a bit of down-pipe, and a hacksaw on the off chance we might be right. Great next morning we are about to leave or work when what I can only describe as a 5ft umper lumpa turns up with a lump of downpipe, he has a quick look a cup of tea, and then realises he forgot his hacksaw which is in the van! Well hey presto 10 minutes later we have a new down-pipe fitted without any scaffolding and he was able to contain the vertigo when he had to stand upright to fit it, it should be noted that special council approved training is required for council employees to stand upright on two legs, our housing officer is testament to that, one day she will have that certificate. 

The upshot is, well we did get the job done, well almost, the umper lumpa forgot his clips and drill and screws so the next downpour the pipe fell off.  But we are almost there, umper lumpa is coming back to put the clips on and we are assured that once the scaffolding is in place this will be complete :-S  The moral of the story here is just private rent or buy, you will save in the long run I promise you, and thats just on Anadin

Its not one of my best but I just felt like I had to write something, smoke and smash his face in, so two out of three seemed to be a fair middle of the road!  As for the fags, I will be giving them up again tommorrow, its back on the patches and crunchy gum

My neighbour

A flat we got as our own space,

A fantastic large and open place,

Just one thing that is a little blight,

Our neighbor one day us did fright.

A little challenged I think its fair to say,

He’s like a little child, he really loves to play,

At night he loves to scream and shout,

A proper annoying angry lager lout.

His poor quiet girlfriend he often does beat,

We should know we got the ring side seat!

He shouts, slams and stamps all around,

He has a lovely dog, that poor little hound.

Tried it on with us one day he did,

He threw a complete and total little flid,

We phoned up the cops and out they came

They said don’t worry, its all in his brain!

Well known to them that’s what they said,

Some crazy stuff, goes on inside his head,

As far as we know your not at any risk,

But please for god sake don’t dare take the….. Michael!

To be safe approach him you must not,

If he attacks you, away you must trot,

This country that used to be great really is a sham,

The people here just really don’t give a damn!

So now we are here we have to log and write,

Our neighbor soon will get the biggest fright,

The games a foot and we’ve been covert,

Serves him right the retarded little berk!

Finally the red tape cogs they do turn,

The system soon, him it will burn,

He’s had it easy and not had to work,

At home he does nothing but lurk.

Well my friend its time for us you to sort,

Your gravy boat well it is leaving port,

Setting sail and its going west,

Soon you’ll see its really for the best.

To you reign of terror soon will come an end,

Time for you, and your ways to mend

Then one day you’ll work hard and you’ll have a job,

I really hope you move in right next to a yob.

Then you’ll see it from the outside in,

A fragile little life that’s almost made of tin,

Then you’ll know just what it is like,

When your neighbor gives you the fright!